WARWICK, Rhode Island – Nestled within the confines of a local Walmart, a bakery has recently found itself at the center of a bizarre and otherworldly phenomenon. The discovery was made by the Rodriguez family, who stumbled upon a series of inexplicable events surrounding a seemingly innocent birthday cake purchased for their son’s special day.
It all began innocently enough when the Rodriguez family, eager to celebrate their son’s birthday in style, decided to pick up a cake from the Walmart bakery. Little did they know, their local department store had unknowingly recently hired a sorcerer to work their bakery counter. The new baker had made their cake with sugar, flour, a pinch of potassium benzoate, and mystical energies harnessed from realms unknown.
The cake, adorned with colorful frosting and sprinkles, seemed like the perfect centerpiece for the birthday festivities. However, what followed was a sequence of events straight out of a fantastical tale.
First, the cake kept mysteriously disappearing, only to reappear moments later in the most unexpected of places. Then, the family’s dog, notorious for his sweet tooth, was blamed for devouring the cake, only for it to miraculously reappear on their kitchen table, unscathed and untouched.
As the birthday party wore on, the Rodriguez family gathered around the cake to sing the traditional “Happy Birthday” song to their son. However, their joy soon turned to bewilderment as the boy fell silent, his gaze fixated on some unseen horizon, unable to blow out the candles adorning the cake.
At first, the family dismissed the boy’s strange behavior as a childish prank, a clever ruse to add an element of surprise to the celebration. Little did they know, they were about to uncover a truth stranger than fiction.
With bated breath, they cut into the cake, expecting to reveal a delicious array of flavors hidden within. Instead, what they found sent shivers down their spines: the cake was filled with a sinister red frosting, its hue reminiscent of blood spilled in ancient rituals.
In that moment of revelation, the Rodriguez family came to a chilling conclusion: their son’s consciousness had been transferred into the cake, while the cake’s consciousness now inhabited their son’s body. They were faced with the unsettling reality of having a “cake boy” in their midst, a living embodiment of the bakery’s dark sorcery.
Now, the Rodriguez family is on a mission to warn others of the dangers lurking within the seemingly innocent walls of the Warwick Walmart bakery. They urge caution to all who dare to purchase enchanted cakes, lest they too fall victim to the whims of sorcerers and their nefarious confections.
As for the cake’s transferred consciousness, the boy has shown no improvement despite months of therapy. The therapist has however deduced that the boy now identifies as non-binary.
So, the next time you find yourself tempted by the allure of a Walmart bakery cake, remember the cautionary tale of the Rodriguez family and their encounter with the supernatural. For in the world of enchanted cakes, nothing is as it seems, and the line between reality and fantasy is as thin as a layer of frosting on a birthday cake.
Stay vigilant, stay wary, and may your celebrations be free from the enchantments of the unknown.
Jacob Bartholomew
