A QWERTY QUANDARY: A Small Town In Vermont Is Ravaged By Mysterious Keyboard Attacks
If you travel to the quiet suburb of Williston, Vermont, chances are you’ll come across at least one person with…
Category: Weird Happenings
QUELLING THE MONKEY MENACE – Officials Scramble to Rid Popular Tourist Attraction of Monkey Scourge
LOPBURI – In the Thai village of Lopburi, normally a popular tourist destination for its beautiful Buddhist statues and architecture,…
BIG MAN PIGMAN: The Mysterious Peoria Pigman Resurfaces On TikTok After Thirty-Five Year Absence
PEORIA – Thought to be dead or in retreat in the deep wilderness, the mysterious Pigman resurfaced this week, to…
FINDING FAUX-CHELLA: Death Valley Festival Confuses Fans Who Could Find It
PARTS UNKNOWN – The inaugural Death Valley Music and Arts Festival wrapped up over the weekend to little fanfare and,…
RUDE AWAKENING: Cicadas Awaken After A Decade Underground This Summer, But This Year They’ll be Spreading A Zombifying Fungus
As the summer sun begins its ascent, a peculiar phenomenon prepares to grace our gardens and woodlands: the emergence of…
NOT SILENT BUT DEADLY: Oklahoma Teacher Showcases the Perils of Having a Haunted Anus
TULSA – A honeymooner’s visit to the quaint Stone Lion Inn Bed and Breakfast turned into a nightmarish ordeal when…
GNOME-MORE GMADNESS! As Gnomes Are Featured in More and More Holiday Decorations, Gnomes Everywhere are Wondering Why
In the days following Easter, a young gnome ventured into the post-Easter clearance section of a local walmart. Like most…
YOU’RE OUT! An Increasing Number of Former MLB Players Have Gone Missing, Leaving Some To Ask If BallHalla Is Calling
COOPERSTOWN, NY – As many as twenty former Major League Baseball Players have been reported to the authorities as missing…
BREAKING!!!! The Reality Register Sold to CNN, Can No Longer Vow to Only Print the Truth
Dearest loyal readers, I come bearing news, both bitter and sweet. It is with a heavy heart that I announce…
CASINO CONQUEST OR CRUEL CATCH? The Bizarre Prize That Changed One Man’s Life
Today’s reader submission is an interesting one. Have you ever wondered what happens at a Casino when someone wins that…