ENTER THE ASS-TRAL PLANE: An Increasing Number of People Are Finding New Realities Through Psychedelic Suppositories
MIDDLE AMERICA: A peculiar trend has been gaining traction throughout the United States and even the world at large. While…
Category: Weird Happenings
AU BIG PAIN: A Look Into the Most Under Reviewed Five-Star Eatery in America
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The compound at the center of the Pentagon courtyard is one of the most difficult to access…
A MIGRATION OF METAL: African Tribe Utilizes Giant Robotic Mechs to Aid Migrating Herds During Dry Season
TANZANIA – In the vast savannas of Tanzania, amidst the sweeping grasslands and ancient baobab trees, resides the Hadzabe tribe,…
A CONJURING OF CAKES: Department Store Bakery Suspected of Baking With Sorcery
WARWICK, Rhode Island – Nestled within the confines of a local Walmart, a bakery has recently found itself at the…
INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL OPENS AMIDST SOCCER GAME – Crowd Fails To Notice As America Continues To Be Bored By Soccer
FOXBOROUGH – Few occurrences in recent history rival what unfolded over the skies of Foxborough, Massachusetts on the night of…
ECHOES OF THE DEEP: A Recovered Captain’s Journal Reveals Answers to Mysteries Surrounding an 80 Year Old Shipwreck, But Raises Many More
A reader submission popped up in my inbox from an anonymous member of the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society. It seems…
READER SUBMISSION: The Phantoms of DOTS Beyond Closed Doors
It’s been a while since I printed a reader submitted story, but I’ve got a good one for you today. This…
LETHAL LOGIC: Excessive Critical Thinking Will Make Your Head Explode
Are you feeling the pressure of logical thinking? Well, you might want to take heed of this alarming medical trend:…
HATE CASTS CONFUSION: Satan, The Lord of Hatred, Has Mixed Feelings After Being the Target of A Hate Crime
In a devilish twist that has even Lucifer himself shaking his pitchfork in confusion, the destruction of a monument dedicated…
MAYBE HE’S BORN WITH IT: Frankenstein’s Monster Vows to Quit Social Media Amid Accusations of Extensive Surgeries
HOLLYWOOD – Frankenstein’s Monster has declared a social media hiatus after facing relentless accusations of undergoing extensive surgeries to maintain…