BIGFOOT’S BIG STEP: New Discovery Suggests Bigfoot Now Wears Shoes!
TOLEDO – A self-proclaimed Bigfoot enthusiast insists that the elusive creature has taken a giant leap into fashion by donning…
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LADY BACON’S STARTLING PREDICTIONS FOR 2024: Aliens, Krakens, and Simpsons, Oh My!
As 2023 draws to an end, we at The Reality Register wanted to take a look forward to the coming…
MAGIC COSTS MONEY: Wizard Ponders the Curse of Inflation
PLINY’S POTIONS – In a mystical twist of economic woe, a wizard, shrouded in mystery and clad in robes that…
CONE-TACT FROM THE COSMOS: Man Discovers Extraterrestrial Radio Waves Through Unlikely Antenna
JULIAN – Jerry Mathison has made a discovery that’s sure to leave conspiracy theorists and cosmic enthusiasts in a tailspin. Jerry…
TOY OR TEMPLE? The Unexpected Evolution of Speak and Spell into a Spiritual Phenomenon
SEATTLE – A suburban couple claims to have uncovered a supernatural connection to the afterlife through their child’s Speak and…
SINCLAIR: I’m Sick and Tired of These Ghosts Ruining My Life. This Time, It’s Gambling!
There’s a saying that everyone has their ghosts, but in my case, it seems like my ghosts have an affinity…
HEEELP MEEE! Santa’s Teleportation Tango Turns Tragic: Christmas Chaos Unleashed!
THE NORTH POLE – Move over Grinch, it looks like technology may have destroyed Christmas this year before you get…
BIGFOOT vs SLENDERMAN FOR THE LOVE OF LADY SQUATCH
HONEOYE FALLS – In the continuing cryptid saga that has Upstate New York on the edge of its seat, the…
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE: The Winter Solstice, When Barriers Between Realities are Thinnest
As the winter solstice dawns upon us, we explore the ancient tradition that claims this celestial event opens a gateway…
I’M PREGNANT: Not-So Virgin Mary Falls Pregnant After Unexpected Visit From Mysterious Elf on a Shelf
EVERGREEN HOLLOW – In a miraculous twist to the Elf on a Shelf mystery, Karen Thompson, a 37-year-old marketing executive…