PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 22 – 28
Salut, les amis! This week brings a renewed energy to all signs. It will be good for us all to…
HIRAM RISING: I Think The Lottery May Be A Government Plot to Increase Revenues Instead of a Way to Get Rich
As many of you know, I recently thought the world was coming to an end due to the events of…
Reality Rumors: Unveiling the Mysteries Behind the Headlines
In the glittering world of fame and fortune, even the most mundane occurrences can be shrouded in secrecy and speculation.…
CURIOUS COOKING: Whet Your Appetite with Tropical Merm-Ade
Welcome back, my foodie friends, to Curious Cooking, which this week takes a delightful journey under the sea, where we’ll…
SINCLAIR: Black Magic Isn’t What I Expected, But The Reality Register Archives Are Enchanting!
The Reality Register has finally given me an assignment worthy of my skills. This story brought me on a journey…
FINDING FAUX-CHELLA: Death Valley Festival Confuses Fans Who Could Find It
PARTS UNKNOWN – The inaugural Death Valley Music and Arts Festival wrapped up over the weekend to little fanfare and,…
INTERVIEW WITH A BIGFOOT: Phil Factor Sits Down With Bigfoot, Talks Photogenicity, Family and Authenticity
This interview originally appeared on The Phil Factor PACIFIC NORTHWEST – As I have delved further and further into the…
RUDE AWAKENING: Cicadas Awaken After A Decade Underground This Summer, But This Year They’ll be Spreading A Zombifying Fungus
As the summer sun begins its ascent, a peculiar phenomenon prepares to grace our gardens and woodlands: the emergence of…
NEVER ENOUGH: Goats Pledge 95k Gallon Blood Aid to Chupacabras, Dogmen
WASHINGTON D.C.- In a defiant public statement clouded by ignorant pro-goat speciesists, the goat community has declared its unwavering support…
PATTERSON FILM FINALLY RULED A HOAX: Experts Agree The Film Purported to Show Bigfoot Actually Shows Marionettes Controlled by The Loch Ness Monster
In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the cryptid community, a panel of esteemed experts has finally cracked…