HIRAM RISING: Bring On The Apoc-eclipse! Why I Am Excited For The Post-Apocalyptic World That Will Follow Monday’s Eclipse
As the total eclipse scheduled for Monday across much of the United States and Canada quickly approaches, many are captivated…
SINCLAIR MOVIE REVIEW: “Monkey Man” Fails to Deliver Monkeymen – Shaky Camera And Boring Plot Spoils Awesome Title
The Reality Register has long been known for the most accurate, stringent book reviews available online, but movies have thus…
GNOME-MORE GMADNESS! As Gnomes Are Featured in More and More Holiday Decorations, Gnomes Everywhere are Wondering Why
In the days following Easter, a young gnome ventured into the post-Easter clearance section of a local walmart. Like most…
COSMIC COSTUME CAPERS: Thieving Grey Aliens Use Increasingly Elaborate Disguises to Gain Entry to Homes
Across the country, reports are flooding in of grey aliens donning increasingly elaborate disguises to gain entry into homes through…
CONSPIRACIES ARE FOR NERDS: Boston Man Has Never Believed A Single Conspiracy Theory
BOSTON – In a world filled with whispers of shadowy government agendas and clandestine operations, there are few who remain…
WHAT IS SGINTA? Our Five Year Old Correspondent Reveals Yet Another New Cryptid
THE NORTH PACIFIC – In the remote and frigid waters of Alaska and Northeast Asia, a cryptic creature known as…
YOU’RE OUT! An Increasing Number of Former MLB Players Have Gone Missing, Leaving Some To Ask If BallHalla Is Calling
COOPERSTOWN, NY – As many as twenty former Major League Baseball Players have been reported to the authorities as missing…
GET OUT OF MY BAY: How Chessie Chased The Kraken From Maryland Waters
BALTIMORE – In the wake of the recent destruction of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore over the Patapsco…
BREAKING!!!! The Reality Register Sold to CNN, Can No Longer Vow to Only Print the Truth
Dearest loyal readers, I come bearing news, both bitter and sweet. It is with a heavy heart that I announce…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Cyptid Horoscope for the Week of April 1 – 7
Salut, les amis! The new month brings many of us who dwell in the Northern hemisphere a refreshing breath of…