IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN – Loveland Frogman’s Deep-Fried Delight,From Myth to Mouthwatering Reality
LOVELAND – In the quaint town of Loveland, Ohio, a culinary sensation unlike any other has taken root, and it’s…
GREYS GET THE BINGE-WATCHING BLUES: Grey Aliens Find Grey’s Anatomy to Be Less Appealing Than They Had Hoped It Would Be
A family of grey aliens recently sat down looking for a television show to binge watch. Intrigued by the title…
I’M FREAKING OUT, MAN: Fear and Loathing in Cumberland Farms
SOMERVILLE – It’s a Tuesday night, and the fluorescent lights of the convenience store flicker overhead like strobe lights at…
BACK-COUNTRY BRAWL UPDATE: Man Looking For A Fight With Bigfoot Is Finding Himself Alone In the Woods
In the dense woods of Oregon, nestled in the shadow of the majestic Mount Hood, a man named Mark Sullivan…
MONOLITH HOAX IS BACK FOR MORE – Welsh Liar Posts Terrible Video Reenacting Lousy 2020 Meme
WALES – A man from a country called Wales claims to have found a gleaming silver monolith in the uplands…
THE MOOSEMAN COMETH: Reader Submission Introduces Possible New Cryptid!
Hey guys, I’ve got a good reader submission for you today, moreso for the picture rather than the story as…
GREMLINS ARE DESTROYING BOEING: How The Plane Manufacturer Plans To Use A Hillbilly To Save The Company
TENNESSEE – Boeing has had a terrible year, but it’s not the aerospace giant’s fault. Amidst the turbulence of technical…
MARCH SADNESS RESULTS: Experts Assemble to Establish Best Cryptid Through Bracketology
In the world of cryptids, where myths and legends collide, there’s one event that reigns supreme: March Sadness. As the…
CRYPTID RIGHTS YESTERDAY – How Jorge Has Rebranded Himself And His People, And How He Plans To Make A Better World
NEW YORK CITY – In a world where mythical beings are often relegated to the shadows of folklore or sensationalized…
THE LEGEND UNLEASHED: America’s Favorite Cryptid, Dogman, Revealed to be a Grown Up Lil’ Bow Wow
In a stunning revelation that has rocked the cryptid community, the mysterious and elusive creature known as the Dogman has…