LADY BACON’S CRYPTID HOROSCOPE: March 11 – 17
Bonjour, mes amours! An exciting week awaits you all! As Uranus passes through the sign of Doppelgänger, all signs may…
SINCLAIR: I COLLAPSED MOTHMAN AFTER HE COLLAPSED MY BRIDGE-How I Went Home To Pay My Respects, And Pay Back The Cryptid That Sullied My Family Name
POINT PLEASANT – In the rugged hills of West Virginia, where the echoes of tragedies past still linger in the…
CURIOUS COOKING: Suck On Deliciousness With Draculattes
Greetings, coffee connoisseurs and aficionados of the eerie and enigmatic! Today, we are thrilled to introduce you to a bewitching…
BOOK REVIEW: Lance Loot’s “Huber” Brings Readers On a SUCK-TACULAR Ride of Household Horror
Buy it now or read for free with Amazon Unlimited Lance Loot’s latest addition to his horror catalogue, “Huber,” continues…
HIRAM RISING: As Part Of Licensure Requirements, Doctors Should Have To Keep A Nude Picture Of Themselves On The Wall To Make Patients More Comfortable
So this past summer I hit the big 5-0. That’s right, I’ve lived a half of a century. For the…
FLAT EARTHERS PROVEN WRONG! Man Pilots Self-Made Space Shuttle and Discovers Earth is Actually a Cube
In a jaw-dropping feat of ingenuity, a daring man has defied the odds and launched himself into space using a…
CRYPTIDS DON’T DISCRIMINATE: Wendigo Recruited By NYC To Prevent Racist National Guard Bag Inspections
NEW YORK CITY – In the wake of a series of alarming incidents plaguing New York City’s subway system, city…
MAKE BIGFOOT GREAT AGAIN: Stunning Orange Sasquatch Spotted In Oregon, Noticeably Small Hands Reported
PORTLAND – In the verdant forests just outside Portland, Oregon, a bizarre and intriguing sighting has captured the imaginations of…
DIVINATE, EVEN LATE: An Increasing Number of Ouija Board Users Report Connecting With Wendy’s Founder Dave Thomas
A number of recent reports suggest that the spirit of Dave Thomas, the late founder of Wendy’s, has been making…
READER SUBMISSION: My Dinner Date With a Pukwudgie… or Three
So this reader submission came in the other day with a note that said, “I know this isn’t really a…