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FACT CHECK: Don’t Believe Your Lying Eyes – Zendaya is Actually Hot And A Good Actress
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WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS IF THEY’RE INVISIBLE? Police Test Invisibility Suits on Ohio Highway
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BOOK REVIEW: “Consuming Darkness” By Brian J. Smith. A Disgusting Monster And Deranged Breakfast Platters Come Together Like 7 Strips of Bacon And Eggs
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PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Introducing the Mystical Cryptid Horoscope
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REALITY RUMORS: America To Become Necromacy, Mermaid Madness And More!
Welcome back, Reality Readers, to another edition of Reality Rumors, where we dive deep into the juiciest gossip from the…
CURIOUS COOKING: Tantalize Your Tastebuds With Jersey Deviled Eggs
Welcome back, cuisine creepers, to another delightful culinary journey in the world of Curious Cooking. Today, we embark on a…
HIRAM RISING: Genies Are Dumb, So Why Does Everyone Want to Have Genious Intelligence?
So, cards on the table, I’ve been going to therapy after my family started showing concerns that my recent behavior…
SINCLAIR: Why Are These Coyotes Laughing at Me and What’s So Funny?
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DROPPING THE DEMON: Struggling To Fit In With Human Society, The Dover Demon Embraces A New Name, Ben Dover
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