WATER IS LIFE – Farmers in Arizona’s High Desert Harness Giant Underground Monster Worms for Well Digging
ST JOHNS – In the sun-scorched expanses of Arizona’s High Desert, where water is a precious commodity and the arid…
IT’S ALL ABOUT THREADS – Dogman, The Greatest Cryptid Ever, Logs On And Loves Twitter Clone
ESCANABA – Everyone knows his deep backstory and fascinating lore – the legendary cryptid known as Dogman has recently made…
MOVIE-NIGHT MISFIRE: Grey Aliens Find The Movie “The Grey” To Be An Utter Disappointment
In a galaxy not so far away, Grey aliens, known for their insatiable curiosity and penchant for dabbling in human…
FULL MOON-TAL JACKET: A Werewolf Prowls The Rose Garden, White House Lies About Dog Bites
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In recent months, the White House has been rocked by a series of biting incidents involving the…
A CONJURING OF CAKES: Department Store Bakery Suspected of Baking With Sorcery
WARWICK, Rhode Island – Nestled within the confines of a local Walmart, a bakery has recently found itself at the…
BEWARE OF SWASSQUATCH: As Warmer Weather Approaches, The Threat of Swassquatch Looms
As the days grow longer and the temperatures rise, a sinister presence lurks among us, waiting to strike when we…
SINCLAIR: Steroids Are The Solution To All Of My Problems, None Of Which Are My Fault
As I sit down to share my thoughts with you, dear readers, I must confess: steroids have become my saving…
A SHOCKING HAMBURGER OF THINGS TO COME: Fast Food Scientists Create Chimera Burger To Delight Entomophagists And Cannibals Alike
CHICAGO – In a groundbreaking exposé, The Reality Register has obtained internal documents and communications from a disgruntled scientist at…
HIRAM RISING: The Magic 8 Ball is Not a Mystic Relic of Clairvoyance At All… It’s a Children’s Toy!
Hey there, fellow truth-seekers and seekers of wisdom, and welcome back to my newly named column! Due to another writer…
CURIOUS COOKING: Pay the Troll Toll Of Tastiness With Nordic Troll Slaw
Of all the recipes I’ve delivered here at Curious Cooking, there are few delights as enchanting as the Nordic Troll…