REALITY RUMORS: A Deal Even The Devil Won’t Do, The Price Of Magic And More!
Hey there, gossip aficionados! Get ready to buckle up and dive headfirst into another sassy edition of Reality Rumors, where…
DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN, BRO – Chinese Man Dines On Clouds, Begs Gov To Use Weather Machine To Send Him Home
ABOVE THE ROCKIES – In a tale that seems straight out of a whimsical adventure novel, Li Pei, a spirited…
MOTHMAN ON THE MOVE: Cryptid Sighted In Las Vegas, But Is He There Warning of Doom Or Just Drawn To The Lights?
Las Vegas, renowned for its glitz, glamour, and endless array of bright lights, has recently found itself in the grip…
HE ATE THE MONSTER MASH: The Unlikely Tale of How Two Slender Men Became One
FLAGSTAFF – Buckle up, folks, because we’ve got some mind-bending news fresh off the press. You might want to sit…
JERSEY DEVIL ARRAIGNED ON THREE COUNTS OF RACKETEERING AMIDST MAFIA CRACKDOWN IN NEW JERSEY
TRENTON – In a stunning turn of events, the infamous Jersey Devil, long rumored to be a shadowy figure in…
MOVE OVER, SQUATCHY – Dogman Enjoys Inexplicable Popularity
EVERYWHERE – In the world of cryptids, where legends roam free and mysteries abound, there’s a new star rising on…
WE ALL KNEW IT – Tech Whistleblower Reveals Demonic Smartphone Scheme
CUPERTINO – In an exclusive expose by the Reality Register, a anonymous former tech company whistleblower has unveiled the dark…
INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL OPENS AMIDST SOCCER GAME – Crowd Fails To Notice As America Continues To Be Bored By Soccer
FOXBOROUGH – Few occurrences in recent history rival what unfolded over the skies of Foxborough, Massachusetts on the night of…
DON’T CALL ME GNORTS! DON’T CALL ME MR. ALIEN! Neil Armstrong’s Ghost Sets The Record Straight
THE AFTERLIFE – In an unprecedented act of journalistic integrity, the Reality Register’s staff medium has made contact with the…
A SPOOKY DISAPPOINTMENT: Young Couple Finds Living in a Haunted House To Be Lame
VILLAGE GREEN – In a quaint town in upstate New York, nestled between rolling hills and ancient forests, lies a…