SAUCE – SQUATCH Spotted Behind Portland Pizza Parlor – Dumpster Diving Just Got Messier
PORTLAND – Behind the quaint facade of Tony Salami’s Pizza Parlor lies a tale of tomatoey terror, one that has…
CURIOUS COOKING: Beam Up The Flavor of Alienchiladas
Welcome back, strange sauciers, to another tantalizing culinary adventure in the realm of Curious Cooking. Today, we embark on a…
OPINION: Gaining Superpowers Is Much Harder Than The Comics and Movies Make It Seem
As many of you know, I’ve been training for an upcoming fight with another writer here at The Reality Register,…
FACT CHECK: Debunking the Disturbingly Plausible Tale of Lloyd Austin’s Antarctic Alien Pregnancy
MCMURDO STATION: In recent weeks, a wild rumor has been circulating in the darkest corners of the internet, suggesting that…
YOWIE WOWIE! The Latest Australian Import Taking the USA By Storm
In the ever-evolving landscape of cryptid fanaticism, there emerges a new contender for hearts and minds, and it comes from…
SLENDER SUITS FOR HAIRY BRUTES: A Fashion Revolution in the World of the Paranormal
NEW YORK CITY – In a world where the paranormal intersects with the mundane, even beings like Slenderman face everyday…
I WANT TO TAKE YOUR CROSS: Vampire Rights’ Groups Call for Bans on Holy Water, Crosses and Tougher Wooden Stake Regulations
WICHITA - In a bold move on Capitol Hill, Dr. Edward Acula, the spokesperson for the Vampire Organization To Eradicate Sanguivoriphobia…
INNER BEAUTY IS MEANINGLESS WHEN YOU LOOK THIS GOOD – Female Grey Aliens Remind Everyone What It Means To Look Fabulous As The Original Source For Beauty Standards
Move over, Vogue and Elle – it’s time to give credit where credit is due. Forget about Coco Chanel and…
BEAUTY IS MORE THAN FUR-DEEP – Lady Sasquatches Turn to Cosmetic Surgery Amid Social Media Anxiety
THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST- In the heart of the wilderness, a peculiar trend is emerging among the enigmatic female Sasquatches. Once…
ECHOES OF THE DEEP: A Recovered Captain’s Journal Reveals Answers to Mysteries Surrounding an 80 Year Old Shipwreck, But Raises Many More
A reader submission popped up in my inbox from an anonymous member of the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society. It seems…