SINCLAIR: GNORTS MR. ALIEN IS NEIL ARMSTRONG. Stunning Revelations and Original Research in Roswell, NM
ROSWELL – As I stared at the cryptic message from my ten-year-old nephew, my skepticism wavered. “It’s [redacted] I have…
CHILDREN’S CLASSIC “CASPER” CONTAINS FOOTAGE OF ACTUAL GHOST CAUGHT ON CAMERA
HOLLYWOOD – A classic children’s movie has been discovered to contain an actual ghost on film, and hides a story…
BOOK REVIEW: “Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass” – A Scatological Tour Through Southern Trailer Parks And Elvis Impersonation
“Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass” is a rollicking novella that takes readers on a madcap adventure through the…
STORAGE BIN OF FECES: Charles Darwin’s Recently Assembled Lost Library Reveals Some of Humanity Actually Evolved From Lizards, Including Himself!
LONDON – A recent discovery has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, as a research team has amassed over 3000…
CURIOUS COOKING: Herald Terrifyingly delicious flavor with Cheesy Mothmannicotti
Welcome Curious Cookers, to another culinary adventure in the kitchen! Today, we’re embracing the mysterious and delightful with a dish…
Reality Rumors: Big Tech Treachery, A Performer in Purgatory, and more!
Welcome back to another edition of Reality Rumors, your go-to source for the juiciest gossip from the realms beyond. We’re…
OPINION: The Year of the Dragon Should be The Year of The Elephant, So China Can Remember That New Years was Over a Month Ago
So, this week, China celebrated the start of the new year, dubbing it the “Year of the Dragon.” Cool, right?…
SINCLAIR: GET OFF OF MY PLANET! It’s Past Time That We Declare War On The Grey Alien Menace
As a concerned citizen deeply troubled by recent events, I find myself compelled to make a resounding plea: it is…
READER SUBMISSION: The Phantoms of DOTS Beyond Closed Doors
It’s been a while since I printed a reader submitted story, but I’ve got a good one for you today. This…
THE CUTEST INVASIVE CRYPTID YET: Indian Batmonkey Spotted at NYC Grocery Produce Section
NEW YORK CITY – A shocking image has been leaked from an Indian grocery store, depicting a batlike primate eating…