GHOST SCOUT COOKIES – Wisconsin Girl Scout Troop Gets Ghostly Lesson About the Dangers of Child Labor
DODGEVILLE – Outside a bustling small town Walmart in Wisconsin, a girl scout troop encountered an unexpected visitor from the…
JUST SAY NO TO APPLE: Dogman Chooses Meta Quest 3 Over Apple Vision Pro, Bites Walmart Workers
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UNIDENTIFIED FLYING PARTY ANIMALS: Marines Enjoy Extraterrestrial Brews with Alien Hosts
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – After hours of searching, a military helicopter carrying five marines was discovered to have been coaxed down…
YET ANOTHER Invasive Species Lands In Texas – This Time It’s Glyptodont, The Giant Brazilian Armadillo
DECATUR – In the heart of Texas’ cattle country, a peculiar creature has captured the attention of local ranchers and…
NO, NOT BIGFOOT, THE OTTER GUY: Game Camera Snaps Image of Strange Creature With an Army of Otters
KACHEMAK BAY – A game camera operated by the forestry service in a coastal Alaskan state park has captured what…
HE SHOULD’VE BEEN OURS! Temporal Patriot from 2075 Attempts to Alter US History By Stealing El Salvador’s Nayib Bukele
SAN SALVADOR – In yet another exclusive Reality Register scoop, self-proclaimed Temporal Patriot named Liam claims to have traveled back…
LETHAL LOGIC: Excessive Critical Thinking Will Make Your Head Explode
Are you feeling the pressure of logical thinking? Well, you might want to take heed of this alarming medical trend:…
SIMPSONS DID IT: Sasquatches in Northern California Embrace the Metaverse with Apple Vision Pro Headsets, Prompting Concerns for Safety
CUPERTINO – Sasquatches in Northern California are reportedly adopting Apple Vision Pro headsets, leading to a concerning trend of these…
Reality Rumors: Unveiling the Unseen in a World of Whispers
Hello, gossip aficionados, and welcome back to another electrifying edition of Reality Rumors! We’ve delved deep into the realms of…
CURIOUS COOKING: Discover the Sweet Sensation of Homemade Charleston Chewpacabras
Welcome back to Curious Cooking, where we explore the finer delights of culinary creativity with a twist of mystique.Today, we’re…