FROM PURR TO PERSON: Cat Demonstrates the Power of Belief By Transforming into a Human
TUCSON – The suburban area of Tucson known as the Catalina Foothills is abuzz with whispers of Midnight, the cat…
I WANT A DO-OVER! 2023 Cajoles 2024 into Stepping Aside, 2023 Part II is on!
THE TEMPORAL PLANE – In a twist that no one saw coming, the personification of 2023, donned in the guise…
CHECK MUNCH – Ouija Mishap Leads to Board Game Chaos!
BOISE – In a bizarre turn of events, a seemingly ordinary game of checkers turned into a nightmarish ordeal for…
CRYPTID CROSSROADS: Is Your Man More Obsessed with Cryptids Than He Is About You?
Ladies, we all know there’s a fine line between passion and obsession, especially when it comes to matters of the…
FEED ME! Killer Plant Turns Botanical Gardens into Little Walk of Horror
CLEMSON – In the heart of Clemson, South Carolina, the local university’s botanical gardens have become home to a peculiar…
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUDDHA: The Suprising Truth of Monastic Hazing
A reader submitted this story a while back, and I hesitated to print it because I wasn’t sure it fit…
BITE ME: Wal Mart Greeter Resolves to Become Vampire in 2024
BRANSON – In the grand tradition of making New Year’s resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, a Walmart greeter from…
BIGFOOT’S BIG STEP: New Discovery Suggests Bigfoot Now Wears Shoes!
TOLEDO – A self-proclaimed Bigfoot enthusiast insists that the elusive creature has taken a giant leap into fashion by donning…
BURY ME ALL OVER MAIN ST: How One Man Beat the Funeral Homes and Granted His Own Final Wish
JOHNSTOWN – In a small Ohio town, Larry Gilroy, a man known about town with an irreverent sense of humor,…
LADY BACON’S STARTLING PREDICTIONS FOR 2024: Aliens, Krakens, and Simpsons, Oh My!
As 2023 draws to an end, we at The Reality Register wanted to take a look forward to the coming…