NOW IT’S OUR TURN: Hero Farmer Abducts Alien, Plans to Launch Probe
HAZARD – In the picturesque hills of Hazard, Kentucky, Zeke Clemmins, a farmer known for his assertive sense of justice…
I’LL BE BAAAAAAAAAAACK: The possible return of Sheepsquatch
LURAY – After having thought to have been extinct for 25 years, the mythical Sheepsquatch has once again reared its…
TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF CHRISTMAS, YOU DAMN DIRTY GRINCH! Santa Steals The Show on Boxing Day!
WHOVILLE – In a truly violent Christmas miracle, Santa Claus, the jolly old elf in red, showed the world that…
CONE-TACT FROM THE COSMOS: Man Discovers Extraterrestrial Radio Waves Through Unlikely Antenna
JULIAN – Jerry Mathison has made a discovery that’s sure to leave conspiracy theorists and cosmic enthusiasts in a tailspin. Jerry…
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Here at The Reality Register, we feel a social responsibility to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas, and…
Interview with a Prepper: A Decade Below, and the Shocks of the Surface World
THE NORTH COUNTRY – In the quiet woods of New Hampshire, buried beneath layers of earth and concealed by shipping…
CURIOUS COOKING: St. Nick-N-Tenders is Santa’s Secret Recipe
Welcome, dear readers, to a culinary celebration of the holiday season! As we deck the halls and trim the tree,…
OPINION: Everyone Should Give Socks for Christmas – The Unrivaled Gift for the Sole
It’s that time of year again, and everyone is searching for the perfect gift for that special someone in their…
TOY OR TEMPLE? The Unexpected Evolution of Speak and Spell into a Spiritual Phenomenon
SEATTLE – A suburban couple claims to have uncovered a supernatural connection to the afterlife through their child’s Speak and…
SINCLAIR: I’m Sick and Tired of These Ghosts Ruining My Life. This Time, It’s Gambling!
There’s a saying that everyone has their ghosts, but in my case, it seems like my ghosts have an affinity…