WHERE AM I?? Man Gets Sucked Into Portal, Can’t Tell Dublin From NYC
NYC/DUBLIN – In a special event spanning two continents, officials in New York City and Dublin, Ireland simultaneously debuted two…
PROJECT NIGHT MARE: Declassified Military Program Reveals Drones That Can Access Your Dreams
In a groundbreaking development that seems straight out of science fiction, the United States and Australia have jointly created a…
REALITY REGISTER Q & A WITH JACOB BARTHOLOMEW: Psychic Showdowns, Cryptid Fights, and Chemicals to Watch Out For
Welcome back, loyal Reality Register fans to the second edition of this Q & A column, where we seek to…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of May 13 – May 19
Salut, les amis! We are still in the sign of Sasquatch until May 24. The energy surrounding this sign is…
CURIOUS COOKING: Explore the Depths of Flavor with Luscalamari
In the azure waters of the Caribbean, where the sun-kissed waves lap against the shores of pristine beaches, lies a…
REALITY RUMORS: Unveiling the Week’s Hottest Gossip
In the world of entertainment, scandals and secrets abound, and this week is no exception. From rap rivalries to political…
HIRAM RISING: Dolphin Diving, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Get Into The Water On Porpoise
For years, the idea of swimming with dolphins had both fascinated and terrified me. I had heard stories of how…
CAN YOU HELP? This Man Has Been in a San Francisco Hospital For Weeks And They Have No Idea Who He Is
A San Mateo County hospital is hoping to reunite a patient found nearly a month ago with his loved ones.…
THE REALITY REGISTER ENDORSES BRAIN WORMS FOR PRESIDENT
In a world where politics often feels like a circus, with candidates jumping through hoops to earn our trust, The…
PETE RULES, FREIGHTLINER DROOLS – Bigfoot Chooses Peterbilt, Swift Hires Grey Aliens
BARSTOW – In a remarkable series of sightings that has left confused witnesses in awe, Bigfoot, the legendary cryptid of…