Hello loyal Reality Register fans and welcome to what I hope will become at least a semi-regular column here on the site! I’m constantly asking for reader submitted stories, and while we do get some, I also get a lot of questions about how we run things here, our opinions on cryptids, and what some of our writers are up to. For the most part, I’ve been responding personally, but I recently had an epiphany! Why not make a question and answer column with these emails and encourage engagement from the audience?
The answer to that question might become glaringly apparent when requests for Mohammed Sinclair are being fielded by me, but we’ll try anyway. Here goes nothing!
Question: I found you guys on my Instagram feed and liked the bits you guys had going with writer characters like Mohammed Sinclair and Hiram Glassman, are they real or what? – Skooliesquatch
Great question Skoolie! I’ve met both of these guys and while each is quite the character in his own right, I assure you that Big Mo and Hiram are indeed real people, just as all of our writers here at TheRealityRegister.com are. Remember, we only aim to print the truth here, and that starts by delivering true writers telling their versions of true stories.
Question: If you shot Dogman with a silver bullet, would he die? – Anthony Randhawa
Come on, you should already know the answer to this. I suspect you’re comparing Dogman to a werewolf here, but there is no comparison. The legend of Dogman can’t be killed, and neither can the creature itself. Dogman is eternal, and cannot be brought down by silver or superstition.
Question: Who would win in a fight, the Loveland Frogman or the Jersey Devil? – keriemp
Wow Kerie, that’s a great question, one that I won’t take lightly. The Loveland Frogman was sighted twice by two different police officers in Loveland, Ohio in 1972, the second of which actually shot the thing dead. It turned out to be a large iguana who was missing his tail, far less menacing than the Jersey Devil. Legends of this thing go back hundreds of years and tell of it having big leathery wings, a blood curtling scream, horns, and claws. I’d say The Jersey Devil wins this one handedly, but let me know what you think in the comments!
Question: I have been loving the addition of the cryptid horoscopes and Lady Bacon as a regular contributor to the site! I’ve always thought I was a bit psychic, do you think she might have need of a psychic sidekick? -Stephen Cromwell
I couldn’t agree with you more Stephen, Lady Bacon has been a fantastic addition to The Reality Register! I love looking up my horoscope every week (I’m a Frogman!) and following her advice and wisdom. As far as needing a psychic sidekick, I think she’s been pretty good solo so far, but we’ll run the idea by her. Thanks for the question!
Question: The Fed is going to pivot on interest rates at some point in the coming year, possibly sparking a global recession. Where can I find the Kraken’s Robin Hood account so I can mirror his moves? – Wogopogo1
I don’t know much about the world of finance, but I’ve heard that Robin Hood started locking out the accounts mirroring the Kraken’s moves. I imagine you can find his account on Robin Hood and you can copy his moves on the app, but I’d be very careful before you do so. Allowing ordinary investors to mirror the moves of possible market insiders is downright dangerous!
Alright guys, until next time, keep those questions coming, and I’ll try my best to answer them all. Heck, who knows, maybe you’ll get a shoutout on this very page!
Jacob Bartholomew
