THE ECLIPSE WILL MAKE YOU FAT: How Werewolves and Draculas Can Stay Safe on April 8
GODDARD – Transformative supernatural creatures across large swathes of the United States are facing an unprecedented warning from Rick Spake…
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KRAKEN GIVES SUPPLY CHAIN ANOTHER SHELLACKIN’: Baltimore Bridge Collapse Found to Have Been Caused By Kraken Activity In Patapsco River
As the world reacts to the collapse of Baltimore’s iconic Francis Scott Key Bridge, experts have discovered the crash to…
AU BIG PAIN: A Look Into the Most Under Reviewed Five-Star Eatery in America
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The compound at the center of the Pentagon courtyard is one of the most difficult to access…
BIGFOOT SWAGGERJACKS DOGMAN: Dumb Scheme To Become Werewolf Lands Squatch In The Clink
WILLOW CREEK – In a bizarre turn of events, the once-revered Sasquatch has found himself behind bars after a failed…
THE WORLD IS SLACKIN’ BECAUSE OF THE KRAKEN: Supply Chain Disrupted as Kraken Activity Forces Frequented Shipping Route to be Abandoned
Just as prices around the globe continue to rise, the Pacific Ocean has seen a rise in Kraken activity, causing…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Cryptid Horoscope For March 25 – 31
Salut, les amis! This week I have two very special guests – La’La-Ra and Fai’th-Ra! My loving guides have overtaken…
CURIOUS COOKING: Make Your Guests’ Wishes Come True With Djinnger Ale
Welcome, seekers of succulent secrets, to another enchanting journey through the realms of flavor and folklore. Today, we delve into…
REALITY RUMORS: Sun Worship, Robo Guardians And More!
Welcome back to Reality Rumors, where we peel back the layers of secrecy to bring you the juiciest gossip from…
HIRAM RISING: Guest Ghostwriting for a Writing Ghost Guest
Alright, so I’m going to do something a little unorthodox this week, as it’s a way to end a very…
SINCLAIR: NO ONE READS THE ARTICLES! How I Traveled Back In Time To Save The Attention Span
CAMBRIDGE – As of late, I’ve been wondering if anyone is actually reading the articles that I spend so much…