A MIGRATION OF METAL: African Tribe Utilizes Giant Robotic Mechs to Aid Migrating Herds During Dry Season
TANZANIA – In the vast savannas of Tanzania, amidst the sweeping grasslands and ancient baobab trees, resides the Hadzabe tribe,…
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A PIG MAN STOLE MY DAUGHTER: Fear And Friendship In A Small Town
PRETTY PRAIRIE – In the quiet town of Pretty Prairie, Kansas, an extraordinary friendship has blossomed between a peculiar humanoid…
A FAREWELL TO REALITY: Andrew Crowe to Leave The Reality Register, World to Pursue Career as Ghostwriter
It is with a heavy heart, yet an ignited spirit, that I bid farewell to my esteemed colleagues at The…
A-MAIZE-ING GRACE: Indiana Carnie Places Corndog Order, Chinese Dog Scientists Deliver Corn Dog!
FARMLAND – The carnival midway is a magical place, where the least discerning diners in the world can indulge in…
BOOK REVIEW: Christopher Robertson’s “My Zombie Sweetheart” Has Love, Laughs, and Living Dead Girls
“My Zombie Sweetheart” by Christopher Robertson delivers a truly unique and unforgettable reading experience, blending elements of high school romance,…
EXPERTS SAY LATEST PHOTO OF ELVIS WAS DOCTORED: Conspiracy Theorists Fear The King Is Actually Dead
LAS VEGAS – Following multiple decades without being seen in public and a recent wave of controversial photographs, one recent…
NOWIE WHERE’S YOWIE? Yowie’s Popularity Continues to Soar As He Continues Tour Across The United States
Move over Bigfoot, step aside Dogman, and make way for the newest cryptid sensation taking America by storm – the…
DISAPPOINTMENT IN RAPID CITY: Dogman Sighting Fizzles As Coyoteboy Embarasses Cryptidkind
RAPID CITY – Excitement rippled through the quiet streets of Rapid City, South Dakota over the weekend, but what began…
Reality Rumors: A Missing Mascot, Magic In Maine and Much More!
Welcome back, Reality Readers, to another tantalizing edition of Reality Rumors, where we delve into the mysterious and scandalous happenings…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of March 18 – 24
Salut, les amis! Uranus continues to pass through Doppelgänger until the end of March. Much like last week, creativity is…