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WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS IF THEY’RE INVISIBLE? Police Test Invisibility Suits on Ohio Highway
CLEVELAND Ohio – In a startling display of governmental power, police officers near Cleveland, Ohio, utilized new invisibility suits to…
BOOK REVIEW: “Consuming Darkness” By Brian J. Smith. A Disgusting Monster And Deranged Breakfast Platters Come Together Like 7 Strips of Bacon And Eggs
Brian J. Smith’s “Consuming Darkness” plunges readers into the heart of a small town besieged by demons, both internal and…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Introducing the Mystical Cryptid Horoscope
Bonjour, quoi de neuf! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lady Bacon (pr. Lay-dee Bah-Cohn.) I was raised as…
REALITY RUMORS: America To Become Necromacy, Mermaid Madness And More!
Welcome back, Reality Readers, to another edition of Reality Rumors, where we dive deep into the juiciest gossip from the…
CURIOUS COOKING: Tantalize Your Tastebuds With Jersey Deviled Eggs
Welcome back, cuisine creepers, to another delightful culinary journey in the world of Curious Cooking. Today, we embark on a…
HIRAM RISING: Genies Are Dumb, So Why Does Everyone Want to Have Genious Intelligence?
So, cards on the table, I’ve been going to therapy after my family started showing concerns that my recent behavior…
DROPPING THE DEMON: Struggling To Fit In With Human Society, The Dover Demon Embraces A New Name, Ben Dover
DOVER, Massachussetts – The mysterious Dover Demon, known for its eerie sightings in Dover, Massachusetts, has made a groundbreaking decision…
WATER IS LIFE – Farmers in Arizona’s High Desert Harness Giant Underground Monster Worms for Well Digging
ST JOHNS – In the sun-scorched expanses of Arizona’s High Desert, where water is a precious commodity and the arid…
IT’S ALL ABOUT THREADS – Dogman, The Greatest Cryptid Ever, Logs On And Loves Twitter Clone
ESCANABA – Everyone knows his deep backstory and fascinating lore – the legendary cryptid known as Dogman has recently made…