YOWIE WOWIE! The Latest Australian Import Taking the USA By Storm
In the ever-evolving landscape of cryptid fanaticism, there emerges a new contender for hearts and minds, and it comes from…
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SLENDER SUITS FOR HAIRY BRUTES: A Fashion Revolution in the World of the Paranormal
NEW YORK CITY – In a world where the paranormal intersects with the mundane, even beings like Slenderman face everyday…
I WANT TO TAKE YOUR CROSS: Vampire Rights’ Groups Call for Bans on Holy Water, Crosses and Tougher Wooden Stake Regulations
WICHITA - In a bold move on Capitol Hill, Dr. Edward Acula, the spokesperson for the Vampire Organization To Eradicate Sanguivoriphobia…
INNER BEAUTY IS MEANINGLESS WHEN YOU LOOK THIS GOOD – Female Grey Aliens Remind Everyone What It Means To Look Fabulous As The Original Source For Beauty Standards
Move over, Vogue and Elle – it’s time to give credit where credit is due. Forget about Coco Chanel and…
BEAUTY IS MORE THAN FUR-DEEP – Lady Sasquatches Turn to Cosmetic Surgery Amid Social Media Anxiety
THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST- In the heart of the wilderness, a peculiar trend is emerging among the enigmatic female Sasquatches. Once…
ECHOES OF THE DEEP: A Recovered Captain’s Journal Reveals Answers to Mysteries Surrounding an 80 Year Old Shipwreck, But Raises Many More
A reader submission popped up in my inbox from an anonymous member of the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society. It seems…
SINCLAIR: GNORTS MR. ALIEN IS NEIL ARMSTRONG. Stunning Revelations and Original Research in Roswell, NM
ROSWELL – As I stared at the cryptic message from my ten-year-old nephew, my skepticism wavered. “It’s [redacted] I have…
CHILDREN’S CLASSIC “CASPER” CONTAINS FOOTAGE OF ACTUAL GHOST CAUGHT ON CAMERA
HOLLYWOOD – A classic children’s movie has been discovered to contain an actual ghost on film, and hides a story…
BOOK REVIEW: “Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass” – A Scatological Tour Through Southern Trailer Parks And Elvis Impersonation
“Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass” is a rollicking novella that takes readers on a madcap adventure through the…
STORAGE BIN OF FECES: Charles Darwin’s Recently Assembled Lost Library Reveals Some of Humanity Actually Evolved From Lizards, Including Himself!
LONDON – A recent discovery has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, as a research team has amassed over 3000…