BENJI DOES IT AGAIN! Cryptid Prodigy Discovers Another New Creature
MOBILE – In the world of cryptozoology, one captivating entity has recently caught the attention of young Benjamin Mitchell (who…
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MAN EATS A BURGER AND SEES A BIGFOOT OR SOMETHING
In the latest tale that is as unbelievable as it is unimportant, local man Joe Schmo recently claimed to have…
GREMLINS ARE REAL BUT THEY DIDN’T DO THIS: Fact-Checking the Boeing 737 Max 9 Door Incident
In recent discussions surrounding the Boeing 737 Max 9 commercial airliner and the alarming incident involving a door detachment during…
BIGFAKE: Bigfoot Finds Himself In Scandal As A Group of Lewd AI Generated Pictures Experience A Swift Spread Across the Internet
Bigfoot has found himself at the center of a troubling situation involving AI-generated images that depict him engaging in lewd…
A GUIDE TO THE DIVINE DIVA: The Art of Dressing Up For Demonic Expulsions
In the world of exorcisms, being fabulous isn’t just a choice – it’s a necessity. As modern priestesses embrace their…
CALL ME JORGE: The Cryptid Formerly Known As Chupacabra Opens Up About His Diet, Love, and What It Means To Be Misunderstood
After reading our recent articles reporting on his radical dietary shifts, the Chupacabra reached out to us and asked to set…
“CURSED CROCHET: The Sinister Secrets of ‘Stitchcraft’ Exposed, and How to Protect Your Loved Ones
PHOENIX – A seemingly innocent Etsy store specializing in crocheted hats and blankets has been exposed as a front for…
THEY COME FOR YOU, TOO, SASQUATCH! Exsanguinated Bigfoot Corpse Discovered in Bizarre Crop Circle
COLFAX – In a bizarre and perplexing Monday morning bloodbath, a Sasquatch, colloquially known as Bigfoot, was discovered dead in…
SKUNK APE’S SURPRISE EXIT: Ms. Cryptid 2024 Takes a Turn with Bigfoot in the Spotlight
In a tear-filled farewell to the public, the elusive Skunk Ape has dropped out of the highly anticipated Ms. Cryptid…
SQUATTER’S RIGHTS: Children’s Fairy Garden Creation Turns into a Battleground for the Backyard
EVANSTON – In the quaint suburbs of Chicago, two children, Lily and Mason, embarked on a whimsical adventure to create…