BITE ME: Wal Mart Greeter Resolves to Become Vampire in 2024
BRANSON – In the grand tradition of making New Year’s resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, a Walmart greeter from…
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BIGFOOT’S BIG STEP: New Discovery Suggests Bigfoot Now Wears Shoes!
TOLEDO – A self-proclaimed Bigfoot enthusiast insists that the elusive creature has taken a giant leap into fashion by donning…
BURY ME ALL OVER MAIN ST: How One Man Beat the Funeral Homes and Granted His Own Final Wish
JOHNSTOWN – In a small Ohio town, Larry Gilroy, a man known about town with an irreverent sense of humor,…
LADY BACON’S STARTLING PREDICTIONS FOR 2024: Aliens, Krakens, and Simpsons, Oh My!
As 2023 draws to an end, we at The Reality Register wanted to take a look forward to the coming…
CURIOUS COOKING: Ghoulash, the Perfect Dish for the Ghostly Gourmet
Welcome back to the enchanting world of Curious Cooking, where today I bring you a bewitching recipe that will captivate…
**NEW COLUMN**REALITY RUMORS: True Tales of the Famous and Creepy
In the enigmatic realm where whispers become headlines, and secrets dance in the shadows, the gossip mills are abuzz with…
OPINION: Blaming Ghosts for Everything Wrong About Your Life is Irresponsible
Today, I’d like to talk about a phenomenon that’s been haunting more than just old Victorian mansions lately, in fact…
TERROR ON THE FREEWAY: Young Boy Sees Owl With a Set of Teeth In Broad Daylight
RICHMOND – A five-year-old boy has become the unlikely source of a cryptid craze after reporting a surreal encounter with…
A GHOST GAVE ME WRITER’S BLOCK
I never thought I’d be pointing fingers at spectral entities for my perpetual writer’s block, but let’s just add it…
Chet Richards: Unveiling the Everglades’ Winged Guardian and a Glimpse into Other Realms
EVERGLADES – Chet Richards, the accidental Bigfoot insulter, has thrust himself back into the limelight with a jaw-dropping account of…