EARTH IS FOR EARTHLINGS: Tensions Mount as Planetary Borders are Overwhelmed
In a turn of events that seems to have leaped straight out of science fiction, grey aliens have been steadily…
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THAT’S OUR WORD: Medicine Man Pleas for Skinwalker Accuracy
NAVAJO NATION – In the heart of Navajo country, a seasoned medicine man finds himself weary of the misconceptions surrounding…
MAGIC COSTS MONEY: Wizard Ponders the Curse of Inflation
PLINY’S POTIONS – In a mystical twist of economic woe, a wizard, shrouded in mystery and clad in robes that…
Which Cryptid Is Your Spirit Animal? The Answer May Surprise You…
Ever wonder which legendary creature embodies your mysterious essence? Dive into the world of cryptids with our exclusive quiz, designed…
NOW IT’S OUR TURN: Hero Farmer Abducts Alien, Plans to Launch Probe
HAZARD – In the picturesque hills of Hazard, Kentucky, Zeke Clemmins, a farmer known for his assertive sense of justice…
I’LL BE BAAAAAAAAAAACK: The possible return of Sheepsquatch
LURAY – After having thought to have been extinct for 25 years, the mythical Sheepsquatch has once again reared its…
TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF CHRISTMAS, YOU DAMN DIRTY GRINCH! Santa Steals The Show on Boxing Day!
WHOVILLE – In a truly violent Christmas miracle, Santa Claus, the jolly old elf in red, showed the world that…
CONE-TACT FROM THE COSMOS: Man Discovers Extraterrestrial Radio Waves Through Unlikely Antenna
JULIAN – Jerry Mathison has made a discovery that’s sure to leave conspiracy theorists and cosmic enthusiasts in a tailspin. Jerry…
CURIOUS COOKING: St. Nick-N-Tenders is Santa’s Secret Recipe
Welcome, dear readers, to a culinary celebration of the holiday season! As we deck the halls and trim the tree,…
OPINION: Everyone Should Give Socks for Christmas – The Unrivaled Gift for the Sole
It’s that time of year again, and everyone is searching for the perfect gift for that special someone in their…