TOY OR TEMPLE? The Unexpected Evolution of Speak and Spell into a Spiritual Phenomenon
SEATTLE – A suburban couple claims to have uncovered a supernatural connection to the afterlife through their child’s Speak and…
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SINCLAIR: I’m Sick and Tired of These Ghosts Ruining My Life. This Time, It’s Gambling!
There’s a saying that everyone has their ghosts, but in my case, it seems like my ghosts have an affinity…
BREAKING NEWS: Anansi, African Trickster God Exposed as Mastermind Behind Low Effort Bigfoot Meme Page Scandal
INSTAGRAM – In a shocking revelation, Anansi, the legendary African trickster god known for his cunning ways, has been unmasked…
A RUN-IN WITH THE MEN IN BLACK: The Perils of Printing the Truth
A return reader submitted an additional story to me today, one that quite honestly shook me a bit. I bumped this…
HEEELP MEEE! Santa’s Teleportation Tango Turns Tragic: Christmas Chaos Unleashed!
THE NORTH POLE – Move over Grinch, it looks like technology may have destroyed Christmas this year before you get…
BIGFOOT vs SLENDERMAN FOR THE LOVE OF LADY SQUATCH
HONEOYE FALLS – In the continuing cryptid saga that has Upstate New York on the edge of its seat, the…
FACT CHECK: Is ¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? a Christmas Classic or Mandela Effect Artifact?
EDITOR’S NOTE: Ms. Lhak has been given the rest of the year off after it was discovered that she received…
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE: The Winter Solstice, When Barriers Between Realities are Thinnest
As the winter solstice dawns upon us, we explore the ancient tradition that claims this celestial event opens a gateway…
I’M PREGNANT: Not-So Virgin Mary Falls Pregnant After Unexpected Visit From Mysterious Elf on a Shelf
EVERGREEN HOLLOW – In a miraculous twist to the Elf on a Shelf mystery, Karen Thompson, a 37-year-old marketing executive…
BIGFOOT BANNED FROM MS. CRYPTID 2023 CONTEST: Controversy Creates Doubt in Competition’s Legitimacy
DENVER – In a shocking turn of events, the Ms. Cryptid 2023 beauty pageant faced unexpected controversy as the elusive…