Mungu Kivuli: The Real Godzilla Strikes Fear in Congo Pygmy Villages!
CONGO BASIN – In the heart of the Congo, a monstrous creature named Mungu Kivuli, standing at an astounding twenty…
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Chupacabra Goes Vegan? Publix Security Footage Reveals Bizarre Twist!
PENSACOLA – In the annals of cryptozoology, the Chupacabra has long been regarded as a mysterious and bloodthirsty creature, known…
The Truly Creepy Origins of Alabama’s Crimson Tide Nickname
TUSCALOOSA – Alabama’s Crimson Tide, the powerhouse of college football, has a history shrouded in legends, but none quite as…
SINCLAIR: Ghost in the Machine? How the Poltergeist in My Car Skipped My Oil Change and Voided My Warranty
If only I had adhered to the golden rule of automotive care—change your oil every 3,000 miles. But alas, a…
Opinion: When you really think about it, the 1985 classic Teen Wolf isn’t very realistic.
Here at The Reality Register, we seek truth above all other endeavors. Therefore, I view it as a duty to…
Jungle Enigma Unraveled: Mysterious Lizard-like Boy Spreads Fear and Cookies in Honduras!
CAMPAMENTO, HONDURAS – In a remote corner of the Honduran jungle, a sensational tale has emerged of a child born…
FACT CHECK: Santa Claus Doesn’t Know When You’re Sleeping, But He Does Know If You’ve Been Bad or Good, So Be Good for Goodness Sake!
THE NORTH POLE – In a shocking revelation that might just leave children around the world breathing a sigh of…
Chad “Cosmic Vibes” Thompson Discovers Universal Love Beneath the Northern Lights in Amherst!
AMHERST – In a mind-bending encounter with the cosmos, Chad “Cosmic Vibes” Thompson, famed for his eclectic wardrobe and soulful…
Ancient Architectural Marvel Unearthed in Cohutta, Georgia Flash Flood! T-Rex City Planning and Municipal Water Delivery Unveiled!
COHUTTA – In a twist of fate that has left scientists scratching their heads and locals reaching for their history…
Humphrey’s Mug, He’s Up On Your Wall
GREENVILLE – A sleepy suburban neighborhood in Kentucky is caught in the grip of an inexplicable phenomenon, as every picture…