I’M IN LOVE WITH A MUMMY! Man Falls in Love with a Corpse over 2,000 Years Old
Proof that some love stories defy the bounds of time and mortality, a man has captured the hearts of many…
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ELEPHANTS ARE FAKE! Panel of Zoologists Determine Pachyderms to be a Hoax Species
In a jaw-dropping twist that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, it has been uncovered that elephants, those majestic…
WE BURY OUR OWN AROUND HERE – SD Gov Noem Slays Werewolf, Accused Of Dogicide
SOUTH DAKOTA – Kristi Noem, the South Dakota governor and Republican vice-presidential hopeful has admitted to personally shooting the family…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 29 – May 5
Salut, les amis! The end of April is upon us. Time to get those last seeds in the ground, my…
Reality Rumors: Unveiling the Juiciest Secrets of the Rich, Famous, and Supernatural
Welcome, Reality Readers, to the latest edition of “Reality Rumors,” where we dive headfirst into the murky waters of gossip,…
CURIOUS COOKING: Savor the Enchantment of Fairie-Clairs
In the realm of desserts, there exists a confectionary creation that embodies the whimsical allure of the fae themselves. Welcome,…
SINCLAIR – My Tabloid Youth: Lost and Found In Florida
LANTANA – I have drawn the ire of a powerful wizard, and I have fled to Florida. Apparently, my former…
HIRAM RISING: 5 Reasons You Too Need a Robotic Dog Strapped to A Flame Thrower in Your Home
Quick question: have you ever dreamed of owning a robot dog armed with a flamethrower? No? Well, neither had I…
MOVIE REVIEW: Sasquatch Sunset Surprises by Moving Emotions, Bowels
Sasquatch Sunset follows a family of Sasquatch through a year of their lives. If you have ever wondered what a…
DRAFT DODGER: Wendigo Snubbed In First Round of NFL Draft, Flees To Canada
DETROIT, MI – Despite the rumors, the chatter, and the multiple mock drafts from A-list insiders over the past month,…