A knight and a blue ice dragon had a fight recently, according to a 5 year old with knowledge of the situation. The battle took place inside of a castle, like in Shrek, according to our source who wished only to be call “Dinosaur.”
The skirmish between the knight, identified as a prince on a quest, and the ice dragon was marked by a series of incredible feats. Eyewitnesses reported that the knight managed to sever one of the dragon’s horns, while the dragon, in retaliation, cut a feather from the armor of the knight. The battle reached a fever pitch when the knight skillfully sliced through the dragon’s foot, also leaving visible cuts on its neck in a display of unparalleled combat skills.
In an unforeseen twist, the ice dragon unleashed its icy breath in an attempt to freeze the knight’s shield. Much to the astonishment of our reporter, the shield succumbed to the frigid assault, transforming into a solid mass before his eyes.
The motivations behind this seemingly surreal confrontation added an unexpected layer to the unfolding drama. The knight, residents learned, was on a quest to rescue a princess confined within a castle guarded by water dragons. Apparently, alliances between ice dragons and water dragons are common, because ice is made out of water and they are both blue.
Tragically, the narrative took a dark turn when the ice dragon, perceiving a lapse in guard duty, turned against one of its water dragon allies. In a moment that seemed straight out of legend, the water dragon met its demise, emphasizing the unforeseen complexities of alliances and loyalties among even blue dragons.
The climax of the tale was no less astounding, as the valiant knight ultimately succumbed to the relentless assault of the ice dragon, being frozen solid and smashed on the ground. The mythical beast emerged victorious, marking a decisive end to the confrontation and throwing the future of the princess into doubt.
For the foreseeable future, no one will dare challenge the might of the ice dragon. The princess, really the central figure in this extraordinary saga, remained captive within the castle walls, and is unlikely to ever leave her prison.
Our eyewitness mentioned, almost as an afterthought, that the ice dragon then became extinct. Time truly comes for us all.
Mohammed Sinclair
